Moms Do It All {Crappy Cake Ball Redemption}

Moms do it all.

We kiss boo-boos, annihilate monsters under the bed, clean poop off the walls and catch vomit in our hands. And sometimes we even suck up our pride, tighten our girdles and give cake balls another go.

Even if those cake balls looked like crap the first time around.

Crappy cake balls

Nothing is more soul-crushing than devoting hours of precious time bringing your dream of cake ball confectionery bliss to fruition, only to have said dream come crashing down in a fiery explosion when your cake balls fall apart in a bowl full of hardened white chocolate. The baking and crumbling? Dipping and sprinkling? Praying to the almighty cake ball goddess, Bakerella; pleading for her to send her cake ball making powers down from confectionery heaven above? All of it, for naught.

All.of.it.

After last month’s cake ball disaster, I blamed it all on Bakerella I vowed to never make those stupid little suckers again. Cake balls were evil and I wanted nothing to do with them. I had every intention of keeping that promise until my daughter Maya requested them for her party. The mommy in me just couldn’t say no. I mean, look at this face:

maya's sad face, puppy dog eyes, birthday party cake balls

Have I mentioned that moms do it all?

In an effort to bring happiness to my little girl’s world, I sucked up my pride, put my big girl panties on and dived head first into a cake ball making frenzy. I spent hours researching cake ball dipping techniques on the internet. I harassed my friends on Twitter, twisting their virtual arms until they divulged their secrets to cake ball making success. I even sent prayers up to Bakerella, cake ball goddess extraordinaire.

I stayed up until 2am baking, crumbling, rolling, chilling, dipping, sprinkling and lollipop-sticking over 100 doggone cake balls. I pulled out my vintage Fiesta pieces to create a beautiful display.

Cake ball and cake pop fiesta

I even made a super-sized cake ball for the birthday girl.

The birthday girl's mega-sized cake ball

Why?

Because she asked me to.

Because moms do it all.

And because I’m not going to let a crappy batch of cake balls kick my ass.

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37 Responses to “Moms Do It All {Crappy Cake Ball Redemption}”

Pamela (118 comments) twitter: @lotsOspermies

I love your cake balls even more on the fiesta-ware!!! Damn it, I think I need to give these a go! I mean, they’re the new cupcake right?
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Thanks! I thought they looked pretty cute on the Fiesta ware, myself. :) And yes, you need to give them a try but please don’t use regular chocolate chips. You need to purchase candy melts or almond bark. Oh and after you make them, you must invite me over for some. ;)




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Tracie (41 comments) twitter: @fromtracie

They look so beautiful and they are very arts-ily displayed.

I love that you made a giant one for your daughter. Great idea.

Also, they look yummy…which is the most important part. Now I am wanting some cake balls.
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Tracie (41 comments) twitter: @fromtracie

Totally off topic question…how did you get your blogfrog community to show up on your blog like that? It is genius!!
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

It’s super easy, Tracie. Just go to your Blog Frog Community, click on the Admin Menu and then click Embed Community. From there it takes you through the steps. So easy and super cool too! Have fun. :)




Tracie (41 comments) twitter: @fromtracie

Awesome! That does sound easy.

I think it makes more sense having the community appear on the blog (and I might actually use mine that way!)

Thanks!
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Amy (2 comments)

So glad to hear redemption is yours. I have to attempt cake balls in March for my duo’s birthday. Guess I should get started soon!




Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Good luck! FYI: Don’t use chocolate chips. Melting candies and almond bark work best. Also, your cake balls have to be super cold to avoid falling apart. No go out into the world and make cake balls… ;)




Paula Kiger (172 comments) twitter: @biggreenpen

I should have known we hadn’t heard the last of your cake ball odyssey. I finally had my first (CAKE BALL OF COURSE WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT?) a couple of weeks ago and it was love at first bite! I’ve gotta try this …. in 2019.
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

They’re awesomely delicious, aren’t they? Once you go cake ball, you never go back Paula. ;)




Sherri (26 comments) twitter: @OldTweener

These? Are fabulous. And make me hungry for cake, which I don’t even like much myself!

So kudos to you for trying it yet again….we really DO do it all, don’t we?!
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

We sure do!




Mrs.Mayhem (35 comments) twitter: @motheringmayhem

Those cake balls are awesome! You’re such a good mom to tackle that project again!
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amanda burdge (2 comments)

Moms are awesome!!!




Oh, they look delish! You need to send some over :)

So sweet of you to give it another try just for your daughter.

Dagmar
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Joanne (4 comments)

how bout we get a box of munchkins and dip them, so what if we cheat a little, right?
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Maya (139 comments) twitter: @MarfMom

They look awesome! You go, girl! I’m researching creative cake things now too and someone else just suggested I go check out bakerella. M is too young to special order, but I feel like I need to make some awesome cakes for his bday anyway (one for home and one for school party).
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Sarah (116 comments) twitter: @naptimemomtog

Love it. Great post. I think they look great. I think I am going to attempt to make them for Dustyn’s party. We will see.
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Good luck Sarah! The most important thing is chilling the balls long enough and using candy melts or almond bark. They definitely did the trick! Also, if you chill your cake balls overnight, they’re easier to dip. Good luck and let me know how they turn out. ;)




Lost In Mommyland (9 comments)

You are a great mom! I suck – I could never have done this.
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Ha! Did you not see the photo from my first attempt at making cake balls? It totally sucked!




Kathy Morelli (4 comments) twitter: @KathyAMorelli

Cheers to happy mothering. Love your cake balls! Reminds me of the time I tried to create a Pumpkin shaped cake for Halloween! I was NOT successful! But your came out great!
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Thanks Kathy! I would’ve loved to have seen your pumpkin cake. I’m sure it’s not as bad as you thought it was. :)




One Creative Housewife (2 comments)

Good for you for giving another go. They look wonderful. I love cake balls but secretly despise the process as well. My last batch came out pretty well, but only because I hid the imperfections by rolling in coconut after dipping. Otherwise, they would have been an obvious hot mess.
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Coconut? I hadn’t thought of that! That’s a great idea. I’ll have to give it a try. I love coconut. :)




Cristina (2 comments)

You should post the recipe and instructions on how to make them.

They look super cute!
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Ihilani (15 comments) twitter: @pupukababy

you are freaking UH-MAZING!
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MomAgain@40 (39 comments) twitter: @karentoittoit

Funny! :D It sure doesn’t look that bad to me! To me you are the “Cake Ball Diva”! I won’t even try to attempt, not even with those eyes looking at me… ;-)
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Haha! The first photo in the post was my crappy cake ball. The rest of them were the nice ones. I’m just glad that I didn’t ruin my daughter’s birthday with crappy cake balls. :)




Eryn {mamahall} (5 comments) twitter: @mamahall

great job Mama! i attempted cake pops last week. i hope it makes you feel better that when i Googled cake ball disaster it took me to your site :) i was comforted to know that i wasn’t alone in this drippy frosting fiasco. my 2nd attempt, however, like yours, was more successful. DOMINATE THE CAKE! :)
ps: i want your vintage Fiesta servingware.
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

You Googled “cake ball disaster” and it brought you to my site?!? That’s hilarious! I’m so glad we were both successful the second time around. I can’t wait to see what my cake balls will look like the third time around. :) As for the Fiesta ware…you can’t have it. lol :P




Penelope (1 comments) twitter: @Foster2Forever

Yep! Cake balls need some tamin’! great job!
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Crystal (1 comments) twitter: @funandfablife

Omg those cake balls look freaking adorable!! Not to mention, delicious! I’ve been going through a baking frenzy lately, so I may have to try to make some!! I enjoyed making spiderman cupcakes with my (almost) 3-yr-old the other day and today made our first attempt at a carrot cake for Gma’s bday! Love your blog! Im now a follower! :) Good luck in that snow storm! I hear it’s pretty brutal!! We were supposed to get some of it here in VA, but Im pretty sure it’s now all going to be rain! :( oh well…at least I dont have to worry about losing power again this week :) (feel free to check out my pics from the snow last week on my blog) http://funandfabulouslife.blogspot.com! I look forward to following you and keeping up with your blog :)

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Life with Kaishon (22 comments)

Kristi! You are freaking AMAZING. You made glorious cake balls. And the super sized one? OH MY HEART! That is just impressive as can be! : ) Way to go! You get mother of the year for certain!




Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Haha! It was an amazing feat, for sure but you could definitely do it too! Seriously. :)




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