“OH NO HE DIDN’T!” Tuesday: And to Think…I Shaved My Legs for Him!

I’m hanging out at the circus today and guest posting over at Angie’s blog, Seven Clown Circus. You’ll come on over and say hi, won’t you?

 

Men say and do stupid stuff sometimes. Welcome to “OH NO HE DIDN’T!” Tuesday, your come-and-tell-us-all-about-it headquarters! Let’s get this party started…

I can’t believe I’m sharing this with you, but here goes.

Folks, I’m a lazy woman. I hang out in my pajamas all day. I shave my legs once every two weeks and I really don’t style my hair or put on makeup unless I’m going out.

With that said, on Sunday I painstakingly went out of my way to pretty things up. I shaved my legs. I styled my hair. I wore makeup. I even painted my stinkin’ toenails. Truth be told, I looked great! Even the kids thought so.

As I emerged from the bathroom in full regala, my three older children were quick to compliment me. Let me tell you, nothing is sweeter. Except maybe receiving a compliment or two from the hubby.

I waited.

Nothing.

I tried to solicit a response by stating the obvious, that I had just prettified myself up for him.

He looked at me. Took it all in. Still nothing.

I took it a step further and posted this lovely gem on Facebook. Because I can.

He saw it and laughed.

OH NO HE DIDN’T! (Oh yes girl, he did.)

And to think…I shaved my legs for him!

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Little Mochi (58 comments)

WoW! No words but I totally understand! I just might strike and stop shaving and then see how quick Hubby will notice and say something …. Muhahaha




Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Haha! We’ll go on a leg-shaving boycott together. I have a feeling though that it’ll be a waste of our time. They won’t even notice! lol Thanks for stopping by Mochi Mama. Have a fabulous day.




Sarah @ OneStarryNight (74 comments) twitter: @onestarrynight

OHH snaps! Did he eventually bow down and praise your gorgeousness?

Keith tells me almost hourly that I’m pretty, beautiful, etc. I admit, it makes me feel weird when all I see is brows that need waxing, my chin is breaking out, and my hair is just WEIRD lately. I am not used to compliments still!
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Haha! Five hours later while riding around in the van, he turned to me with the funniest look on his face and said “Hey Honey, you’re pretty.” Then we both laughed hysterically! He used to shower me with the pretty and beautiful comment all the time, but not so much lately. I think maybe he just got a little laxed. I know he feels that way about me, but I wish he’d say it as often as he used to. Can I send him to Keith’s school of Flattering-Your-Woman? lol Thanks for stopping by Sarah. Hope you’re having a great day.




alicia (233 comments) twitter: @projectalicia

You are too funny. I am so with ya though. Men are just like that, aren’t they? I do hope he eventually came to his senses!




Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Ugh! Yes, men are just like that. What’s the deal? Oh and he did eventually come to his senses…five hours later. lol Thanks for stopping by. You’re such a faithful visitor. :)




Momma Drama (15 comments) twitter: @mmdrama

Men sometimes! Jeez… I’m lazy like you too :) and mine only says something when I take it too far (say during winter time) – not the other way around!
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Ugh! Why are they like that? They’ll tell us when we’re due for another shaving but don’t compliment us as often as we’d like. What is with these guys? lol Thanks for stopping by Drama Momma. I’m glad I’m not alone in this.




Tracy (AKA The Mayor!) (29 comments) twitter: @CTMayor

Someday, I shall find a man worthy of shaving my legs for…but until then, who the hell can be bothered anymore??!!

:-D
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Haha! Tracy you crack me up! Thanks for dropping a little bit of funny in the comments section. lol Have a fabulous day.




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Pamela (118 comments) twitter: @lotsOspermies

Oh no! That’s just wrong…. I love that you tweeted about it. I wish I could stand going without shaving, I hate the way it feels against the bed sheets. I actually sleep better when I shave, weird right? I love this meme, I’m jumping on board!!! Now just to think about which moment to write about!
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Haha! I’ve never noticed if my legs feel different against the sheets when I haven’t shaved. I’ll have to be sure to take notice when I get in bed tonight. lol I’d love for you to hop on board and join me for “OH NO HE DIDN’T!” Tuesday. Just come on over and link up! Thanks for stopping by Pamela.




Janmary, N Ireland (1 comments)

Thanks for visiting – love your blog and style – adding you to my reader!

I think our husbands must know each other, even if an ocean apart!
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Well thank you so much Janmary! I like your blog too. And you know what? Our husbands probably do know each other. There must be some kind of male fraternity that teaches them all their ridiculous habits! lol Thanks for stopping by.




Dawn's Diversions (6 comments)

LOL! Men! Can’t live with them; can’t live without them.

It is nice to receive compliments every now and then.




Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

You say that again Dawn! lol Thanks for stopping by. Hope your week is going well.




Stacey (59 comments)

Men! The last time I got my hair cut, my hubby did the same thing! Nothing!




Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Ugh! Men… What is their deal? I bet they’d have something to say if we were to spontaneously shave our heads bald. Hmm… Thanks for stopping by Stacey.




Tracy (7 comments) twitter: @dailymomdiaries

Oh yeah, my hubby is the same way. Geesh, I sometimes ask my self why I bother!!!!!
btw…
I am dropping over to present you with an award! You can swing by and pick it up when you get a chance :O)
http://thedailymomdiaries.blogspot.com/2010/06/thanks-you-guys-you-are-awesome.html
Take care,
Tracy




Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

You know what Tracy? I often wonder why I bother too! lol What’s with these guys? They’re lucky we love them, aren’t they? :) Thanks for stopping by. I can’t believe I have an award! Woohoo! I’ll be over to give my acceptance speech soon. Hope you have the red carpet out. lol




Ms. Latina (40 comments) twitter: @MsLatina

Kristi you are HILARIOUS! LOL Love the FB post and btw you look great!
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Awww, thanks Magdalia! You’re so sweet. I’m glad you enjoyed my “OH NO HE DIDN’T!” post. Thanks for stopping by. Hope you and the boys are doing well. Looks like you all had a great time at Sesame Street Place.




mommytries (4 comments)

OH NOOOO MAMAAAAAAAA!!!! lol!!!!!!
Ok, so I think that calls for forgetting his next bday…
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Kristi (3460 comments) twitter: @TweetingMama

Haha! That sounds like a great idea. :) Thanks for stopping by. Have a great day.




Oh what a silly, silly man. He deserves a good kick in the rear, haha!
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