Not Me! Monday – Puking and Pooping are Uber Sexy
Monday, May 31st, 2010
I had every intention to prepare this post last night, but as you’ll soon find out things don’t always go as planned. Oh and “you’re welcome” in advance. Let get this started…
I did NOT cut my blogging short last night after becoming violently ill. Nothing can stop me from participating in Not Me! Monday. Except vomiting. And diarrhea.
I did NOT lay my pretty little head on the supposedly clean bathroom floor between intermittent expulsions of bodily fluids. I’m one tough cookie.
It was NOT the most dreadful two hours of my life. I love puking and pooping. It makes me feel uber sexy.
I did NOT retreat to my bedroom two hours later only to be torn from a peaceful slumber thanks to a massive migraine. (The hits just keep on coming, don’t they?)
I did NOT sleep in until noon today thanks to a possible bout of food poisoning, a migraine and my understanding husband.
I am NOT surprised that I made it through the night without a trip to the hospital. Battling food poisoning in the emergency room once before was an awesome experience. I’d love to give it another go.
And finally, I would NEVER think of blogging about the wonderful world of vomit and diarrhea. I’m above that.





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