This week’s edition of Not Me My Husband! Monday is brought to you by my husband George. While he is definitely a wonderful man, he’s still just that… a man. What I’m trying to say is he’s great, but like most men he says the stupidest things sometimes! Let’s get this started…

My husband has NOT been living with MSSSS (Men Say Stupid Stuff Sometimes) for over 30 years.

MSSSS is NOT a debilitating, untreatable disease and it’s definitely NOT a laughing matter. Admit it, your husband has it too!

My MSSSS-challenged husband did NOT call me “a big fat pain in my butt” in jest last week.

I did NOT immediately zero-in on the word “fat” and I certainly did NOT paint him as a villian.

I would NEVER do such a thing and he’d NEVER call me fat. Ever. Seriously.

My hubby did NOT compare me to Princess Fiona the other night, while we watched Shrek with our kids. Nope.

He did NOT say, “Honey, I’m Shrek and you’re Princess Fiona. She used to be a beautiful princess, but turned into a big, green ogre.” (Oh yes, he did! Did I mention that he suffers from MSSSS?)

I did NOT flip out and once again accuse him of calling me “fat” even though I knew that he was just trying to create a sweet, romantic moment (unsuccessfully, of course) despite his MSSSS.

And by the way, while we were dating, my husband did NOT give me fair warning that as a man he’d probably say stupid things from time to time.

And no, I did NOT totally disregard his little disclaimer.

I was NOT blinded by puppy love.

And no, I am NOT completely, unequivocally, undeniably in love with this man.

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